Are You Ready to Thrive?

I've heard a LOT of hilarious puns poking fun at (ha ha, get it?) acupuncture.  Sometimes they're said to me directly, but lately I've actually had people write some in the "memo" line of their checks!  I love finding these "presents" and thought I would share some with all of you today!

Some that have been written on checks:

• Hokey Pokey
• Aeration
• Holy Holes
• Poking fun
• Slow poke

Some that have been told to me in other ways:

• "Have fun playing Poker this afternoon!"
• "Have fun playing Pokey-mon!"

Have you heard any others? Can you put this list to shame? Please share any more puns that you can come up with in the comments!